If i come over, it means nothing
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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