Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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