He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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