New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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