I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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