She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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