I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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