Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
sex in a hospital.. check
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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