I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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