We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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