I think my fart just growled at me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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