plz talk dirty to me
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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