someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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