I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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