This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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