I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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