Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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