the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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