Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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