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fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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