is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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