I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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