so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
