i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
