He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I believe in your delicious
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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