What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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