Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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