yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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