How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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