Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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