i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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