bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there was a trapeze. enough said
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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