are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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