Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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