Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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