how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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