I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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