I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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