im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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