it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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