This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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