with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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