Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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