420 ftw
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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