So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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