But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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