If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She even gives head with a lisp.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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