ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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