I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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