im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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