Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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