So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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