So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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