Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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